UrMomButPrettier

"When the chips are down, your mother ate them. Sorry, she’s fat like that."

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:00:34 -0400

““When the chips are down, your mother ate them. Sorry, she’s fat like that.”” -...

Disclaimer

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:00:01 -0400

This blog contains profoundly inappropriate bullshAWESOMENESS for the sole purpose of comedy and is...

Veg's = VAG'S

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 16:59:26 -0400

Bill*: Hey I'm gonna stop at this vegan bakery, you want smtn? Me: Ahhh.... Idk if I trust vegan...

Sweet, salty VICTORY.

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 16:57:03 -0400

Sweet, salty VICTORY.

The Shit Just FLOWS

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:39:09 -0400

Sam*: I should prob study right now. But I'm so tired! Me: U can't retain SHIT when ur tired!...

Crazy People on the Subway: Part I !

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:34:00 -0400

Crazy Caribbean Man: Women ya need a looong coat. De men be committin adult’ry cuz yas waan...

Yoga = Enlightment??

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:27:00 -0500

This is the story of my 1st experience with yoga. (It is currently banned on other websites, for a...

Halloween Is Cancelled!

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 18:12:00 -0500

New York— Mayor Michael “Oogie Boogie” Bloomberg declares, to the dismay of...

NWA: Boyz In The Hood

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 17:09:28 -0500

13 year old boys on a train Boy 1: Nigga yeaaah! Nigga a….. Boy 2: Yo! Watch yo’...

Prick Caller

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:12:00 -0400

I see a missed call. 865 area code. I call back. A Japanese woman picks up. I try to talk but the...

'I Had A Ghastly Childhood', Mourns Actress. 'Which Is Exactly Why I Am Writing A 300-Pg Memoir To Sell On Amazon.com For 16.99 EACH.'

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:03:00 -0400

’Look. It was awful. Absolutely dreadful,’ Camille Hart admits. ‘Which...

Here Are All Of My Opinions

Mon, 10 Sep 2012 17:47:00 -0400

*This is humorous spin on The Onion Article of the same name. Enjoy! I have 20 opinions. Here they...

Serious Disease #1

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:44:00 -0400

CLS, or Co-worker Love (or Lust) Syndrome, is a serious condition that takes over the heart and...

Today's Headlines

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:38:00 -0400

Fake headlines from fictional events! Local Woman Changes Name To AWESOME After Looking In The...

Love & The Marriage

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:16:55 -0400

Love- A feeling of both perfection and infallibility in a romantic relationship that is no shorter...

Conversations That Men Should NEVER, EVER Have

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:08:36 -0400

Cuz I was like, ‘EWWW! I have to like, have my OWN sponge! I Don’t wanna use HIS! You...

I should...

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 17:01:32 -0400

I was reading another book (classic sign of AGING), and it started by listing all the writer’s...

Blog Of Annoying

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:23:00 -0400

So this post is inspired from a blog-turned-book “The Book Of Awesome”, which is the...

Keeping Up With the Bones's: A step-by-step guide to becoming thinner than any one Olsen twin

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 13:47:00 -0400

Step 1: Coming Out of the Closet (and into the MIRROR)Look at yourself. 5’6”. 115lbs....

A Note

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 15:22:00 -0400

I’ve been a total ghost lately! I know, so sorry. I could explain why, or you could just peer...