12 Fail-Proof Ways to Dump Someone
- Hey, nice SISTER.
- You’re like my pug but slightly less fuckable.
- What’s the quickest way to get rid of herpes?
- The stars say that I should KILL YOU.
- Your face is like pizza, but GREASIER.
- Any smaller and that cock ‘ll be a cute little chickadee.
- I seemed to have misplaced my virginity, has your dad found it in his bedsheets?
- If your face was buttered and slightly salted I would tie you up to a tree and hope the wolves come out.
- If your soul was a chimpanzee I’d FUCK IT.
- I give nice GUN JOBS.
- There is more to me than this huge cold sore.
- Smell my finger…. It was just in my butthole.
Posted on Tuesday August 23rd
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